Koi Kiss

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb