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Lacrosse Etiquette

If you can't play nice...

Lacrosse Etiquette thanks to Karen Moore

A sign of playing lacrosse by the rules

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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Rules and regulations and priororities. - Archie Bunker

The rules are written by the bureaucraps. - Archie Bunker

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Many people set rules to keep from making decisions. - Mike Krzyzewski

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

I never had a set of rules. Every situation is different. - Red Auerbach

Experience shows that exceptions are as true as the rules. - Edith Ronald Mirrielees

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire. - Madame Dudevant

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher

Rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own. - Chuck Yeager

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife), but still my own. - Si Robertson

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

A conservative is a man who wants the rules changed so no one can make a pile the way he did. - Gregory Nunn

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

There are only two rules for being successful. One, figure out exactly what you want to do, and two, do it. - Mario Cuomo

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies


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