Landing On The Moon

Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon. - Winnie the Pooh

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin