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Leaning Tower Of Pizzas

Wobbly pizza delivery

Leaning Tower Of Pizzas thanks to Laura Rempel

Leaning Tower of Pisa Pizza

Looks like the Pizza is ready to enter the pool area... literally!

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Tomato Paste: Used to fix broken pizza - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. - David LaChapelle

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Be as a tower firmly set; Shakes not its top for any blast that blows. - Dante Alighieri

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

Zero: The number of times you’ve gotten to eat most of the pizza you ordered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Roses are red, Pizza sauce is too, I ordered a large, and None of it is for you. - Unknown

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

The shovels haven't arrived, and until they do, you'll have to lean on each other. - Unknown

If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali


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