Little Johnny Bath

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey