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How to find a long and prosperous life

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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it. - Unknown

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Appreciation is the highest from of prayer, for it acknowledges the presence of good wherever you shine the light of your thankful thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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