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Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

All would live long, but none would be old. - Benjamin Franklin

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old. - Jonathan Swift

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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