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Wonder always - Unknown

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. - Bette Midler

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

Most of us are imprisoned by something. We're living in darkness until something flips on the switch. - Wynonna Judd

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray


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