Long Rowboat

My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump