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Long Rowboat

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Long Rowboat thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Rowing rowboat with many Rowers

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

No member of a crew is praised for the rugged individuality of his rowing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright


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