#1 humor site on the 'net

Long Time No See

Take your time driving Australian roads

Long Time No See thanks to Roy Turkington

Are you a long time dead?

QuotaBills
There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


Goodbye Tattoo

What Goes Round Comes Round

Augustweggen

Scary Ice Cream

Orca Siting

Ruling On Criticism

Photo Scratch

Yoda-Churchill

Cup of Mona Lisa

Bar Walker

Olympic Moon Rings

BTTF II Car

Pool Garden

Lunch Break on a Hot Day

Wait For My Human

China Road Load

Burger King Street

Taking The Bait

Redneck Tailgate

Horse Model

What Has America Become?

Billionaire Thoughts

New Style Ribs

Beware Of Sign