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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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