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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. - Paula Abdul

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. - Richard Moss

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

I don't know as I want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire him to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again. - Saint Augustine

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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