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Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Do you not know that I am above the law? - James II

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

Better to have lost and loved than never to have loved at all. - Ernest Hemingway

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a 'brief.' - Franz Kafka

Mob law does not become due process of law by securing the assent of a terrorized jury. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It is one thing to be gifted and quite another thing to be worthy of one's own gift. - Nadia Boulanger

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris


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