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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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All you need is love. - John Lennon

Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. - Benjamin Franklin

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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