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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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I love stretching myself musically. - Liz Phair

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

We love because it is the only true adventure. - Nikki Giovanni

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Absence, and a friendly neighbor, washeth away love. - English Proverb

Gratitude is a shortcut which speedily leads to love. - Theophile Gautier

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

I'm not addicted to coke, I just love the way it smells. - Richard Pryor

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Forgiveness isn't just the absence of anger. It's also the presence of self-love, when you actually begin to value yourself. - Tara Westover

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard


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