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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

I love everything about India. - Russell Peters

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself. - Andre Breton

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Anger begets more anger, and forgiveness and love lead to more forgiveness and love. - Mahavira

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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