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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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It is good to love the unknown. - Charles Lamb

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving. - Amy Carmichael

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier. - Mother Teresa

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown

When you are looking at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Charley Benetto

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Teresa

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Navjot S Sidhu

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx


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