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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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Where there is love there is life. - Mahatma Gandhi

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

To love what you do and feel it matters - how could anything be more fun? - Katharine Graham

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage. - Albert Camus

The more one forgets himself - by giving himself to a cause to serve or another person to love - the more human he is. - Viktor Frankl

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis


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