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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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All you need is love. - John Lennon

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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