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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

People who love to eat are always the best people. - Julia Child

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Being in love first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. - C S Lewis

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

You must act in your friend's interest whether it pleases him or not; the object of love is to serve, not to win. - Woodrow Wilson

Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says: 'I need you because I love you.' - Erich Fromm

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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