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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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