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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

The best proof of love is trust. - Dr Joyce Brothers

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. - Benjamin Franklin

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage. - Albert Camus

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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