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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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All you need is love. - John Lennon

Trust is the first step to love. - Munshi Premchand

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

To give truth to him who does not love the truth is to only give more reasons for misinterpretation. - George Macdonald

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley


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