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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Speaking ill of others is a cheap, dishonest way to praise ourselves. - Unknown

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

Economy is going without something you do want in case, perhaps, you should someday want something you probably won't want. - Anthony Hope

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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