Low Budget Tree

Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

Trust is central to an economy that works. - Stephen Covey

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash