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QuotaBillsPalm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb
Trust is central to an economy that works. - Stephen Covey
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield
By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb
Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond
I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies
Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb
Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett
Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther
Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound
It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
Economy is going without something you do want in case, perhaps, you should someday want something you probably won't want. - Anthony Hope
The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown