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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit. - Edward Abbey

The world worries about disability more than disabled people do. - Warwick Davis

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Plugthug: Someone who'd kill for access to recharging facilities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Knowledge has power. It controls access to opportunity and advancement. - Peter F Drucker

Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha.' - Ernst Haas

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Start an editorial calendar that everyone involved in your blog can access. - Kristi Hines

Slaves who are disabled from working shall be provided for by their masters. - Unknown

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell


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