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Deluxe: Mediocre in a big way. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit. - Edward Abbey

The world worries about disability more than disabled people do. - Warwick Davis

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Slaves who are disabled from working shall be provided for by their masters. - Unknown

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. - Vance Havner

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

Four steps to achievement:
1. Plan purposefully.
2. Prepare prayerfully.
3. Proceed positively.
4. Pursue persistently. - William A. Ward

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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