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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Slaves who are disabled from working shall be provided for by their masters. - Unknown

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels. - Sheila Ballantyne


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