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Malaysian Airlines Ad

The irony of losing yourself on a journey of epic proportions

Malaysian Airlines Ad thanks to Barry McCartney

Wherever you go, no one will ever know

From a Malaysian Airlines Ad a couple years ago - “Wherever you go, no one will ever know” as the search continues for missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370

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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

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Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

When one person is missing the whole world seems empty. - Pat Schweibert

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. - Earl Wilson

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

When a person doesn't have gratitude, something is missing in his or her humanity. - Elie Wiesel

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests. - Epictetus

The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon

Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again. - Saint Augustine

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.


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