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ManHole thanks to Mel Hardman

Politically correct people recognize this as a PersonHole cover

Preventing theft of manhole covers by thieves wishing to sell covers as scrap metal

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Eat more hole foods. - Unknown

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

And now to hole eight, which is in fact the eighth hole. - Peter Alliss

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

The first hole made through a piece of stone is a revelation. - Henry Moore

A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought. - Dorothy L. Sayers

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? - Will Rogers

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes


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