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Preparing for a slide down Lawyer Lane

ManHole thanks to Mel Hardman

Politically correct people recognize this as a PersonHole cover

Preventing theft of manhole covers by thieves wishing to sell covers as scrap metal

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Eat more hole foods. - Unknown

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

I'm looking for a loop-hole. - WC Fields

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins. - Mark Twain

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

The hole and the patch should be commensurate. - Thomas Jefferson

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. - Roseanne Barr

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

A good way I know to find happiness is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. - Josh Billings

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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