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Maritime Treat

Things that Maritimers will only sell to tourists

Maritime Treat thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Butter base Lobster Ice Cream treat

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Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

Man tends to treat all his opinions as principles. - Herbert Agar

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

The main result of feminism has been the Dutch Treat. - Nora Ephron

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

Do right. Do your best. Treat others as you want to be treated. - Lou Holtz

Accept the fact that we have to treat almost anybody as a volunteer. - Peter F Drucker

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Treat your employees exactly as you want them to treat your best customers. - Stephen R Covey

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag. - Zig Ziglar

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade. - Noel Coward

Treat your audience like poets and geniuses, and that's how they'll behave. - Del Close

Most of the time, if you treat people right, you don't have to be afraid of them. - Kathy Kelly

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right – shame on you. - Louis Armstrong

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J K Rowling

An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he's in. He treats his failures simply as practice shots. - Charles Kettering

Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be. - Jimmy Johnson

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

It is, admittedly, a base foodstuff, but lobster, well prepared, can nevertheless be made to satisfy the distinguished gourmand. - Eli Brown

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Try your best to treat others as you would wish to be treated yourself, and you will find that this is the shortest way to benevolence. - Mencius

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There is overwhelming evidence that the higher the level of self-esteem, the more likely one will treat others with respect, kindness, and generosity. - Nathaniel Branden


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