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Maritime Treat

Things that Maritimers will only sell to tourists

Maritime Treat thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Butter base Lobster Ice Cream treat

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Lobster Greenberg - Archie Bunker

The world is your lobster! - Arthur Daley

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

The way you see people is the way you treat them. - Zig Ziglar

Man tends to treat all his opinions as principles. - Herbert Agar

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

The main result of feminism has been the Dutch Treat. - Nora Ephron

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Accept the fact that we have to treat almost anybody as a volunteer. - Peter F Drucker

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag. - Zig Ziglar

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade. - Noel Coward

Treat your audience like poets and geniuses, and that's how they'll behave. - Del Close

Most of the time, if you treat people right, you don't have to be afraid of them. - Kathy Kelly

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

When you have a bad day, a really bad day, try and treat the world better than it treated you. - Patrick Stump

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J K Rowling

An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he's in. He treats his failures simply as practice shots. - Charles Kettering

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

It is, admittedly, a base foodstuff, but lobster, well prepared, can nevertheless be made to satisfy the distinguished gourmand. - Eli Brown

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There is overwhelming evidence that the higher the level of self-esteem, the more likely one will treat others with respect, kindness, and generosity. - Nathaniel Branden


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