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Maritime Treat

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Maritime Treat thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Butter base Lobster Ice Cream treat

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Lobster Greenberg - Archie Bunker

The world is your lobster! - Arthur Daley

Man tends to treat all his opinions as principles. - Herbert Agar

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

The main result of feminism has been the Dutch Treat. - Nora Ephron

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Accept the fact that we have to treat almost anybody as a volunteer. - Peter F Drucker

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade. - Noel Coward

Treat your audience like poets and geniuses, and that's how they'll behave. - Del Close

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease. - William Osler

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J K Rowling

That's the Irish people all over - they treat a joke as a serious thing, and a serious thing as a joke. - Sean O'Casey

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be. - Jimmy Johnson

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

It is, admittedly, a base foodstuff, but lobster, well prepared, can nevertheless be made to satisfy the distinguished gourmand. - Eli Brown

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Try your best to treat others as you would wish to be treated yourself, and you will find that this is the shortest way to benevolence. - Mencius

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There is overwhelming evidence that the higher the level of self-esteem, the more likely one will treat others with respect, kindness, and generosity. - Nathaniel Branden


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