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Maritime Treat

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Maritime Treat thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Butter base Lobster Ice Cream treat

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Lobster Greenberg - Archie Bunker

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

Do right. Do your best. Treat others as you want to be treated. - Lou Holtz

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Accept the fact that we have to treat almost anybody as a volunteer. - Peter F Drucker

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag. - Zig Ziglar

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade. - Noel Coward

Treat your audience like poets and geniuses, and that's how they'll behave. - Del Close

Most of the time, if you treat people right, you don't have to be afraid of them. - Kathy Kelly

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

When you have a bad day, a really bad day, try and treat the world better than it treated you. - Patrick Stump

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease. - William Osler

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J K Rowling

That's the Irish people all over - they treat a joke as a serious thing, and a serious thing as a joke. - Sean O'Casey

An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he's in. He treats his failures simply as practice shots. - Charles Kettering

Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be. - Jimmy Johnson

It is, admittedly, a base foodstuff, but lobster, well prepared, can nevertheless be made to satisfy the distinguished gourmand. - Eli Brown

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

There is overwhelming evidence that the higher the level of self-esteem, the more likely one will treat others with respect, kindness, and generosity. - Nathaniel Branden


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