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Market Birds

Scooter poultry sales are on the rise

Market Birds thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Shopping in the market for fresh chicken and duck diners

Market Birds thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Tasty meal for a poultry sum

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When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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