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Math Riddle

Can you solve this challenging math puzzle?

Math Riddle thanks to joe-kster

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

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Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

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You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

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Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

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It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

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