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Maui Sunset

Saying goodbye to another day in paradise

Maui Sunset thanks to joe-kster

Every day has a Happy Hour in Maui, Hawaii

Maui Sunset thanks to joe-kster

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

Meet the sun every day as if it could cast a ballot. - Henry C Lodge

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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