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Maui Sunset

Saying goodbye to another day in paradise

Every day has a Happy Hour in Maui, Hawaii

Maui Sunset thanks to joe-kster

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Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. - Paul Theroux

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

Meet the sun every day as if it could cast a ballot. - Henry C Lodge

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

A sunset is nothing more and nothing less than the backside of a sunrise. - Craig D. Lounsbrough

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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