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Maui Sunset

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Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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