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When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Be charitable before wealth make thee covetous, and lose not the glory of the mite. - Thomas Brown

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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