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Some relationships are proportional to the money on the table

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

I was going to marry a gardener, but he was too rough around the hedges. - Unknown

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it. - Finley P Dunne

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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