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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it. - Dorothy Parker

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann