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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

His wealth is superior to him. - African Saying

Marry in haste, repent at leisure. - English Proverb

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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