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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Rich the treasure; Sweet the pleasure. - John Dryden

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

I don't think you can spend yourself rich. - George Humphrey

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

There is no wealth like knowledge, and no poverty like ignorance. - Buddha

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst