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Mea Culpa Road

What you expect Down Under for a government-funded road

Mea Culpa Road thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Mea culpa: I'm to blame

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Our proper bliss depends on what we blame. - Alexander Pope

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault. - Cicero

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The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

It is more difficult to praise rightly than to blame. - Thomas Fuller

To find a fault is easy; to do better may be difficult. - Plutarch

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Quarrels would not last so long if the fault were only on one side. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Always mistrust a subordinate who never finds fault with his superior. - William Collins

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. - Homer Simpson

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

When one experiences truth, the madness of finding fault with others disappears. - Goenka

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Error Message: Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users for the program's shortcomings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell


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