Mea Culpa Road

Being young is a fault that improves daily. - Swedish Proverb

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault. - Cicero

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. - Homer Simpson

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

If someone betrays you once, it is his fault.
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault. - Unknown

There's a new Norwegian insurance policy. It's called "My Fault Insurance." - Henny Youngman

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell

My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca