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Mea Culpa Road

What you expect Down Under for a government-funded road

Mea Culpa Road thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Mea culpa: I'm to blame

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

We can't blame the technology when we make mistakes. - Tim Berners-Lee

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Everybody loves to find fault, it gives a feeling of superiority. - William Feather

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Error Message: Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users for the program's shortcomings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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