Mea Culpa Road

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

This is all the fault of that Helen Curly Steinway. - Archie Bunker

To find a fault is easy; to do better may be difficult. - Plutarch

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you. - Unknown

Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything. - Unknown

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

I became a poet at the age of sixteen. I did not intend to do it. It was not my fault. - Margaret Atwood

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly