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Mechanic's Ring

Finger-Fine Jewelry for Special Mechanics

Mechanic's Ring thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Wearing a pipe wrench around your finger

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The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

You are, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of your own 'acres of diamonds.' - Earl Nightingale

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up. - Kabir

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg


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