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Mechanic's Ring

Finger-Fine Jewelry for Special Mechanics

Mechanic's Ring thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Wearing a pipe wrench around your finger

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Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Diamonds are the tears of the poor. - Helen McCloy

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

It is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

The biggest battle is never on the field, the fairway, the diamond or rink: it's in your mind. - Carey Neuhoff

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Every diamond has the ability to shine when there is someone to recognize its good facets and inhibit its flaws. - Wes Fesler

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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