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Piano lessons for pets

Meowzart thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Check out the ivory on the new Cat Keyboard

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig Van Beethoven

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen


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