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Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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