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Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Upright Piano: The noblest musical instrument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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