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Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart