Mermaid Mailbox

I get mail; therefore I am. - Scott Adams

Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? - George Carlin

'The Little Mermaid' changed my life. - Jodi Benson

Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. - Paul Theroux

Clark Gable was the first to have called me a mermaid. - Esther Williams

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz