QuotaBillsClinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb
At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown
Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb
He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge
I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr
Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell
A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde
Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker
I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery
Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields
Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham
I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx
My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano
Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown
I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright
The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller
Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare
This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon