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Message From The Wife

Eat more fruit - key ingredient for a healthy marital relationship

My friend got home late last night after a full day of golfing and drinking with the boys, and his wife left a message in the kitchen for him. I guess she wants him to eat more fruit...
Message From The Wife thanks to Barry McCartney

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Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates

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I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

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A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

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