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Message From The Wife

Eat more fruit - key ingredient for a healthy marital relationship

My friend got home late last night after a full day of golfing and drinking with the boys, and his wife left a message in the kitchen for him. I guess she wants him to eat more fruit...
Message From The Wife thanks to Barry McCartney

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To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy

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There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

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Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is? - Frank Scully

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

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A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

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