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Mexican Starfish

Star of the work zone safety products division

Mexican Starfish thanks to Steve Ingram

Work area protection with collapsible traffic safety cones

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Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun. - Thomas Edison

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

The closest I ever came to perfection was when I filled out a job application. - Phil Callaway

If someone's not attacking you that means you're not doing your job effectively. - Sean Hannity

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

There is nothing more inspiring than having a mind unfold before you. Let people teach who have a calling. It is never just a job. - Abraham Kaplan

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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