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Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The closest I ever came to perfection was when I filled out a job application. - Phil Callaway

The way to tell if your job is done: if you're alive, you've got a job. - Richard Bach

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley Randall

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer


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