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Mexican Starfish thanks to Steve Ingram

Work area protection with collapsible traffic safety cones

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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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