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Mexican Starfish

Star of the work zone safety products division

Mexican Starfish thanks to Steve Ingram

Work area protection with collapsible traffic safety cones

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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

If you are prepared, you will be confident, and will do the job. - Tom Landry

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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