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He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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