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I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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