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Mexican Starfish

Star of the work zone safety products division

Mexican Starfish thanks to Steve Ingram

Work area protection with collapsible traffic safety cones

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey


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