Microwave Mailbox
Where hotmail first got its moniker
Why snail mail delivery is too hot for e-mail
QuotaBillsI get mail; therefore I am. - Scott Adams
Postage Dew: Mail delivered wet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray
e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell
Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright
Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce
He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker
A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins
Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader
I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker
I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright
Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz