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Mid Road Parking Spot

Bridging the gap - highway edition

Mid Road Parking Spot thanks to Mike King

Almost paving the way for others

When road construction projects run out of financing
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You are not stuck. - Louise Thompson

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Bananosecond: Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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