QuotaBillsYou are not stuck. - Louise Thompson
Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown
A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
The greatest gap in life is the one between knowing and doing. - Dick Biggs
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
Bananosecond: Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale
HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman
With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com