Milkshake Diet
Diet plans with no calory limits - until you start eating...
How to extract calories from your next milkshake
QuotaBillsHealth food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown
Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing
I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way
A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers
Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura
Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown
Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare
I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi
Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther
On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer
Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke
What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith
Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick
If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek
I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller
I don't weigh myself because most scales don't know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are. - Unknown
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali
A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus