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Milkshake Diet

Diet plans with no calory limits - until you start eating...

Milkshake Diet thanks to Karlo Zupan

How to extract calories from your next milkshake

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Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Have a healthy disregard for the impossible. - Larry Page

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. - Unknown

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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