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Milkshake Diet

Diet plans with no calory limits - until you start eating...

Milkshake Diet thanks to Karlo Zupan

How to extract calories from your next milkshake

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Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. - WC Fields

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat. - Gary Taubes

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward


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