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Ministry of Silly Walks Watch

Making every clock step a silly one

Ministry of Silly Walks Watch thanks to Warren Ralston

Running out of time to view the next Monty Python skit

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Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere. - Jim Farley

All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

90 percent of my time is spent on 10 percent of the world. - Colin Powell

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. - Rose Franken

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once. - Albert Einstein

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

Don't let the silly little dramas of each day get you down. You are here to do great things. - Unknown

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened. - Unknown

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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