Ministry of Silly Walks Watch

Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

The time to relax is when you don't have time for it. - Amish Saying

Well arranged time is the surest mark of a well arranged mind. - Isaac Pitman

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

I used to have an hourglass figure, then the sands of time shifted. - Unknown

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted. - Unknown

I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time. - Tom Ward

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. - Adlai Stevenson

Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time. - Karl W F Schlegel

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing 'k' instead of 'ok'? - Unknown

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. - John Barrymore

Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach. - Unknown

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison