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Ministry of Silly Walks Watch

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Ministry of Silly Walks Watch thanks to Warren Ralston

Running out of time to view the next Monty Python skit

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It takes a long time to grow young. - Pablo Picasso

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

The time is always right to do the right thing. - Unknown

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

The time to begin most things is ten years ago. - Mignon McLaughlin

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

There is never enough time, unless you're serving it. - Malcolm Forbes

Forever is a long time, but not as long as it was yesterday. - Dennis H'Orgnies

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all times. - Friedrich Schiller

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

All endings are also beginnings - we just don't know it at the time. - Mitch Albom

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

The more you know yourself, the more you understand life, the more you value your time. - Maxime Lagace

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

Life is short, and there is too much time wasted bearing grudges, and I like to move on. - Sam Taylor-Johnson

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Time neither subtracts nor divides, but adds at such a pace it seems like multiplication. - Bob Talbert

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

Time is that wherein there is opportunity, and opportunity is that wherein there is no great time. - Hippocrates

It took me quite a long time to develop a voice, and now that I have it, I am not going to be silent. - Madeleine Albright

All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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