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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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