QuotaBillsTo succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli
Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn
Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown
Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi
Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher
By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons
Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels
Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire
You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic
I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson
Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng
I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London
I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel
A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett
I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds
I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker
You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa
Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson
No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker
All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker
Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash
We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker
Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton
Puck: 1. A hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another; 2. Last week's left-over biscuit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer
Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman