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To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Puck: 1. A hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another; 2. Last week's left-over biscuit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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