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Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928

1928 Repair advertisement, sent on a penny postcard

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

1926 Model T Ford Tudor

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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

One Scent: The cost of a skunk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

That which costs little is less valued. - Miguel de Cervantes

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same. - Philip Gibbs

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. - Kin Hubbard

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

A good word is an easy obligation; but not to speak ill requires only our silence; which costs us nothing. - John Tillotson

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan


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