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Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928

1928 Repair advertisement, sent on a penny postcard

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

1926 Model T Ford Tudor

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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One Scent: The cost of a skunk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What costs little is little worth. - Baltasar Gracian

That which costs little is less valued. - Miguel de Cervantes

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. - Kin Hubbard

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

A good word is an easy obligation; but not to speak ill requires only our silence; which costs us nothing. - John Tillotson

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More


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