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Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928

1928 Repair advertisement, sent on a penny postcard

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

1926 Model T Ford Tudor

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

One Scent: The cost of a skunk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

That which costs little is less valued. - Miguel de Cervantes

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. - Kin Hubbard

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

A good word is an easy obligation; but not to speak ill requires only our silence; which costs us nothing. - John Tillotson

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams


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