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Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928

1928 Repair advertisement, sent on a penny postcard

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

1926 Model T Ford Tudor

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? - Kin Hubbard

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. - Kin Hubbard

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If it is true in anything, it is especially true of divine things, what costs little is worth little. - J Hudson Taylor

A good word is an easy obligation; but not to speak ill requires only our silence; which costs us nothing. - John Tillotson

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill


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