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Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928

1928 Repair advertisement, sent on a penny postcard

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

1926 Model T Ford Tudor

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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One Scent: The cost of a skunk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same. - Philip Gibbs

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Free Advice: The kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

If it is true in anything, it is especially true of divine things, what costs little is worth little. - J. Hudson Taylor

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan


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