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Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928

1928 Repair advertisement, sent on a penny postcard

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

1926 Model T Ford Tudor

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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

What costs little is little worth. - Baltasar Gracian

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same. - Philip Gibbs

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? - Kin Hubbard

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan


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