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Mom Lookout

Looking after each other

Mom Lookout thanks to Mike King

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People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien


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