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Mom Lookout

Looking after each other

Mom Lookout thanks to Mike King

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Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention. - Arianna Huffington

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

It is a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. - Haim Ginott

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult

The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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