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Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Do well and you will have no need for ancestors. - Voltaire

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

All his successors gone before him have done’t; and all his ancestors that come after him may. - William Shakespeare

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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