#1 humor site on the 'net

Monday Flowers

Some plants don't like Mondays

Monday Flowers thanks to Francis Turner

Motivation Monday

QuotaBills
Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


Kids Meal

Stretch Exercises You Can Do At Your Desk

A Foot Of Sun

Sushi Spine

Police Targeting

Happy Bird's Eye UU

Moose Parking

Glassman

Paint Pants

World Cup Attention Getter

Fear Of Light

Bird Condo

Very Cold Beer

Seniors Bike Club

Watching The World Cup

Friendly BBQ Reminder

Geek Piano

Ugly Haircut

XL Safety Shoes

Dance With Me

Secret Exit

Drawing A Fine Line

Fastest Land Mammal

First Driving Lesson