Monkey Howling Decoded
Howlo - anyone out there?
QuotaBillsIf you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. - James Goldsmith
Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie
Trouble came - as trouble so often does - with a monkey. - Paul Collins
By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb
The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley
Everything is improved by the judicious application of primates. - Chris Roberson
Well, yous 2 may have come from monkeys and bamboons, but not me. - Archie Bunker
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - George Carlin
I'm thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, 'Why stop at one?' - Robert Downey Jr
Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. - H L Mencken
The question is this: Is man an ape or an angel? I am on the side of the angels. - Benjamin Disraeli
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain
An ape is an ape, a varlet's a varlet
Though clothed in silk or clothed in scarlet. - Spanish Proverb
Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett
It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren
Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb
I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain
The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink