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Months Apart

Like father, like son

Months Apart thanks to Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to tell who has the cutest baby face

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I can live for two months on a good compliment. - Mark Twain

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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