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Months Apart

Like father, like son

Months Apart thanks to Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to tell who has the cutest baby face

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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Wales is the land of my fathers. And my fathers can have it. - Dylan Thomas

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

The market is a place set apart where men may deceive each other. - Anarchasis

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: I'm with you kid, let's go. - Maya Angelou

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - e e cummings

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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