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Months Apart

Like father, like son

Months Apart thanks to Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to tell who has the cutest baby face

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Asthma: What you do if Dad says no - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I Said So: Reason enough, according to Dad - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Sometimes good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

Chid: A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. - Billy Graham

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis


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