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Months Apart

Like father, like son

Months Apart thanks to Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to tell who has the cutest baby face

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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: I'm with you kid, let's go. - Maya Angelou

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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