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Months Apart

Like father, like son

Months Apart thanks to Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to tell who has the cutest baby face

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Thine face is not worth sunburning. - Henry V

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

You can kid the world, but not your sister. - Charlotte Gray

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Success has a thousand fathers, and failure is an orphan. - Alan Price

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

I'm a father; that's what matters most. Nothing matters more. - Gordon Brown

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Of all the titles I've been privileged to have, 'Dad' has always been the best. - Ken Norton

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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