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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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