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Moon Football thanks to Colin Bull

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Shoulder Pads: The part of a football player's uniform designed to make him look as fearsome as a female executive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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