Moon Football

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard