Morning Coffee

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Some people like to eat octopus. Liberals, mostly. - Russell Baker

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub? - Norton Juster

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

First thing every morning before you arise say out loud, "I believe," three times. - Ovid

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown