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Morning Coffee

How to handle a very strong cup of Java

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Keep your distance from this morning's brew

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I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Some people like to eat octopus. Liberals, mostly. - Russell Baker

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

Resentment is like a glass of poison that a man drinks; then he sits down and waits for his enemy to die. - Nelson Mandela

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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