QuotaBillsI drink therefore I am. - WC Fields
The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits
Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau
Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde
I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx
Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Some people like to eat octopus. Liberals, mostly. - Russell Baker
Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf
When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields
Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV
I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield
Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake
I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble
I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac
I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert
I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.
Resentment is like a glass of poison that a man drinks; then he sits down and waits for his enemy to die. - Nelson Mandela
I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair
I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown
I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown
You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul
The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns
When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown
Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain
If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz
I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda