Morning Coffee

I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub? - Norton Juster

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown