Morning Coffee

I was bitten by an octopus. - Ted Cruz

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. - Meister Eckhart

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. - Dylan Thomas

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown