Moto Lawnmower
Bubba's motorcycle doubles as a weekend lawnmower
Redneck and Motorcycle lawnmower and tractor maintenance services
QuotaBillsPaddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown
I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester
Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown
I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown
The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle
If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason
That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson
A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown
You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin