QuotaBillsFriendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein
Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown
When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies
I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright
Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb
If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown
Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson
The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin
Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon
Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte