Mouse Trapped
Cheese-e way to keep baby safely confined
No-kill mouse trap - safe for even babies!
QuotaBillsNipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb
A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman
If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin