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Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. - Henry David Thoreau

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool. - Epicurus

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

For courage mixed with prudence is not foolish,
And moderation betters recklessness. - Song of Roland

It is good to vary in order that you may frustrate the curious, especially those who envy you. - Baltasar Gracian

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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