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Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

A fool must now and then be right by chance. - William Cowper

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

You can educate a fool, but you cannot make him think. - Talmud

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

The best way to convince a fool he is wrong is to let him have his way. - Josh Billings

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

For courage mixed with prudence is not foolish,
And moderation betters recklessness. - Song of Roland

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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