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Worry is practical atheism. - Unknown

Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

You can educate a fool, but you cannot make him think. - Talmud

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

Fool: One whom bigger fools believe to be a man of merit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

It is good to vary in order that you may frustrate the curious, especially those who envy you. - Baltasar Gracian

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid


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