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Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

A view from behind the scenes in Keystone, South Dakota

Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side thanks to Roy Taylor

U.S. Presidents Jefferson, Washington, Roosevelt, & Lincoln - backside perspective

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Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes? - Theophile Gautierv

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Henry David Thoreau

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

As long as a person doesn't admit he's defeated, he is not defeated - he's just a little behind, and isn't through fighting. - Darrell Royal

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde


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