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Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

A view from behind the scenes in Keystone, South Dakota

Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side thanks to Roy Taylor

U.S. Presidents Jefferson, Washington, Roosevelt, & Lincoln - backside perspective

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Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

Integrity is not something you show others. It is how you behave behind their back. - Unknown

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

As long as a person doesn't admit he's defeated, he is not defeated - he's just a little behind, and isn't through fighting. - Darrell Royal

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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