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Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

A view from behind the scenes in Keystone, South Dakota

Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side thanks to Roy Taylor

U.S. Presidents Jefferson, Washington, Roosevelt, & Lincoln - backside perspective

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He who does not look ahead remains behind. - Spanish Proverb

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Oh the things you can find, if you don't stay behind! - Dr. Seuss

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

There are far better things ahead than any we leave behind. - C S Lewis

It was not the mountain we conquered that day. It was ourselves. - Edmund Hillary

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So get on your way! - Dr. Seuss

In the silence behind what can be heard lies the answers we have been searching for for so long. - Andreas Fransson

We are 50 or 100 years behind the advanced countries. We must make good this distance in ten years. - Josef Stalin

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

People respond when you tell them there is a great future in front of you, you can leave your past behind. - Joel Osteen

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

All those good people huddling behind bars in gated communities - it's the wrong way round. The others should have the bars. - Judy Sheindlin

Behind every question is a questioner. And behind every questioner is a network of assumptions, hurts, struggles, and often prejudices. - Ravi Zacharias

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers


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