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Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

A view from behind the scenes in Keystone, South Dakota

Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side thanks to Roy Taylor

U.S. Presidents Jefferson, Washington, Roosevelt, & Lincoln - backside perspective

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Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

He who does not look ahead remains behind. - Spanish Proverb

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Oh the things you can find, if you don't stay behind! - Dr. Seuss

You never conquer the mountain. You only conquer yourself. - Jim Whittaker

He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting. - W.S. Gilbert

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Integrity is not something you show others. It is how you behave behind their back. - Unknown

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

We estimate - and this isn't an estimation - that Greta Waitz is eighty seconds behind. - David Coleman

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Henry David Thoreau

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

We are 50 or 100 years behind the advanced countries. We must make good this distance in ten years. - Josef Stalin

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Cincinnati because it's always 20 years behind the times. - Mark Twain

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Behind every question is a questioner. And behind every questioner is a network of assumptions, hurts, struggles, and often prejudices. - Ravi Zacharias

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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