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Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

A view from behind the scenes in Keystone, South Dakota

Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side thanks to Roy Taylor

U.S. Presidents Jefferson, Washington, Roosevelt, & Lincoln - backside perspective

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Behind every setback is an opportunity. - Unknown

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

There are far better things ahead than any we leave behind. - C S Lewis

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

It was not the mountain we conquered that day. It was ourselves. - Edmund Hillary

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes? - Theophile Gautierv

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

Integrity is not something you show others. It is how you behave behind their back. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

In the silence behind what can be heard lies the answers we have been searching for for so long. - Andreas Fransson

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

We are 50 or 100 years behind the advanced countries. We must make good this distance in ten years. - Josef Stalin

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

People respond when you tell them there is a great future in front of you, you can leave your past behind. - Joel Osteen

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Behind every question is a questioner. And behind every questioner is a network of assumptions, hurts, struggles, and often prejudices. - Ravi Zacharias

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem


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