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Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

A view from behind the scenes in Keystone, South Dakota

Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side thanks to Roy Taylor

U.S. Presidents Jefferson, Washington, Roosevelt, & Lincoln - backside perspective

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If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

He who does not look ahead remains behind. - Spanish Proverb

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

It was not the mountain we conquered that day. It was ourselves. - Sir Edmund Hillary

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

It's not like we came down from Mount Sinai with the tabloids. - Ron Meyer

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Henry David Thoreau

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know. - Phyllis Diller

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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