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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it. - Oscar Wilde

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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