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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it. - Oscar Wilde

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you. We are in charge of our attitudes. - Charles R. Swindoll


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