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Musicians Parking Lot

When music conductors direct the flow of traffic

Musicians Parking Lot thanks to Shawn Kennedy

A baton stick is used by music conductors directing an ensemble of musicians

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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble. - Mark Twain

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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