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Musicians Parking Lot

When music conductors direct the flow of traffic

Musicians Parking Lot thanks to Shawn Kennedy

A baton stick is used by music conductors directing an ensemble of musicians

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Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Success is not a good teacher, failure makes you humble. - Shah Rukh Khan

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. - Dalai Lama

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama


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