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My Last Swim In The Ocean

When deep sea creatures come a little too close

My Last Swim In The Ocean thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Showing off Safety at the beach

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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Nobody's sweetheart is ugly. - Dutch Proverb

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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