My Last Swim In The Ocean

I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Nobody's sweetheart is ugly. - Dutch Proverb

An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

No living thing is ugly in this world. Even a tarantula considers itself beautiful. - Munia Khan

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. - Rodney Dangerfield

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson