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My Last Swim In The Ocean

When deep sea creatures come a little too close

My Last Swim In The Ocean thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Showing off Safety at the beach

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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Nothing is ugly as long as it is alive. - Coco Chanel

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside? - Jess C Scott

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. - Rodney Dangerfield

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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