QuotaBillsI got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker
Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover
There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn
An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
Nothing is ugly as long as it is alive. - Coco Chanel
There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein
Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld
No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin
One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns
At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd
A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa
Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh
A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy
Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu
Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide
I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown
I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield
What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker
One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid
An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright
In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield
It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But it is better to be good than to be ugly. - Oscar Wilde
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein
What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside? - Jess C Scott
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin
When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain
It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman
There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson