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My Last Swim In The Ocean

When deep sea creatures come a little too close

My Last Swim In The Ocean thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Showing off Safety at the beach

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Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Nothing is ugly as long as it is alive. - Coco Chanel

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Habitat: Place where a particular species of fish was last week - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But it is better to be good than to be ugly. - Oscar Wilde

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside? - Jess C Scott

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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