QuotaBillsNipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris
Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter
At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh
If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung
Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik