Nailed It Baby
Side-saddle baby carrier slings
Baby carrier backpacks
QuotaBillsNo one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown
Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris
The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal
Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams
Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox
The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley
The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva
Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf
No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell
Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung
Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds