Naughty Dog

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Out Of Bounds: An exhausted kangaroo - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! - Steven Wright

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia