Naughty Dog
What to do if your Dog does a Poo
Helping keep open spaces clean Down Under
QuotaBillsDyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland
When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle