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Nepal Lawyer

For those who lose their Visa at the closest airport to Mt. Everest

Nepal Lawyer thanks to Roy Turkington

Just in case you need legal representation in Lukla, Nepal

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Agree, for the law is costly. - William Camden

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

Swift justice demands more than just swiftness. - Potter Stewart

Writing laws is easy, but governing is difficult. - Leo Tolstoy

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Lawyers are ideological enemies of informal justice. - Richard L Abel

Lawyer: One skilled in the circumvention of the law. - Ambrose Bierce

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher

A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

A criminal remains a criminal whether he uses a convict's suit or a monarch's crown. - Victor Hugo

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

Lawyers are doubters, skeptics; not in a bad sense. But they never know any thing absolutely and utterly without qualifications or modifications. - G N Tillman

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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