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Just in case you need legal representation in Lukla, Nepal

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The law is silent during war. - Cicero

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman. - Robert Frost

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus

Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore. - Unknown

My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness. - Confucius

Lawyers are a bad lot... They cheat their living out of honest people. - Albert R Carman

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

The laws of probability - so true in general, so fallacious in particular. - Edward Gibbon

Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have. - James Baldwin

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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