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The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Do you not know that I am above the law? - James II

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Swift justice demands more than just swiftness. - Potter Stewart

Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker

Somebody must get the incompetent lawyers and doctors. - George Bernard Shaw

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Unknown

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

The ablest lawyers are always associated with the biggest fees. - Clarence Darrow

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical. - Blaise Pascal

Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it. - Jean de la Bruyere

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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