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Nepal Lawyer

For those who lose their Visa at the closest airport to Mt. Everest

Nepal Lawyer thanks to Roy Turkington

Just in case you need legal representation in Lukla, Nepal

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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

The law is silent during war. - Cicero

Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I have always fought for concrete facts, for justice. - Fidel Castro

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner

You're breakin' about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen. - Archie Bunker

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

The laws of probability - so true in general, so fallacious in particular. - Edward Gibbon

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard Feynman

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant


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