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Just in case you need legal representation in Lukla, Nepal

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Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke

Lawyers are the jackals of commerce. - Elbert Hubbard

A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Lawyers are seldom loved but often needed. - Robert B McKay

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman. - Robert Frost

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore. - Unknown

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Lawyers are just like physicians: what one says, the other contradicts. - Sholom Aleichem

The wisest man is the silent one. Examine his actions. Judge him by them. - Karen M Moning

Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have. - James Baldwin

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it. - Jean de la Bruyere

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Lawyers are like scissors; they never cut each other, but what is between them. - Unknown

People who use lawyers are not people you would really want to hang around with. - Deborah Ross

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a 'brief.' - Franz Kafka

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright


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